Non-Scorer
a generally unrespected person that would unable to score in virtually any given situation that an average person would be able to score in. non-scorers do not necessarily have to be virgins, but it is very likely that they are. many believe that the term “non-scorer” is latin for “socially inept individuals, devoid of good lucks or charming personalities, which causes them to miss out on potential s-xual encounters.” this has never been confirmed, however.
an average joe walks into a bar. the average joe has the potential to score with a chick from the bar. a non-scorer does not, unless the situation is such that even a non-scorer has a chance (such as the non-scorer winning the lottery and the bar being full of hookers).
“no, loser, we can’t go on a date. i can sense that you are a non-scorer, and thus, s-x must always elude you.”
a generally unrespected person that would be unable to score in virtually any given situation that the average person would be able to score in.
of course i wouldn’t date a non-scorer like you.
i’d like to ask her out, but being the non-scorer that i am, i already know that she will say no.
being a non-scorer really bites ‘cuz i never get any action!
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