nonce

(uk) slang for paedophile.
“that gary glitter bloke, he’s a right nonce.”
used by prison staff, to explain the segregation of inmates who were convicted of s-x crimes towards children and the other inmates

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prisoner w23899 is a nonce.
1) a person convicted (or simply guilty) of s-xual crimes, especiall paedophilia.
2) what you call your mate just because you’re jealous of him for having an attractive 16-year old girlfriend.
3) a common british insult – generally equivalent to w-nker, tw-t
garry glitter
a deviant, a s-x offender;
from acronym nonce, uk prison cl-ssification for prisoners deemed at risk from attack from other ‘regular’ prisoners because of the s-xual nature of their crimes
nonce = n ot – o n – n ormal – c ourtyard – e xercise
‘oy , glitter ! you’re a nonce, you are !’

‘five measly quid – five quid ? is that all ? you’re a nonce, hill… a nonce !’ – little orphan boy to harry hill on the harry hill show, 1996
a person who molests children
‘i’m gonna give that nonce a chelsea smile!’
although this officially means paedophile, this word is often used to mean stupid.
‘you thought that hollywood was in canada?! you f-cking nonce!’
1.) slang term for a person who has committed crimes of a s-xual nature, particularly pedophilia, esp. in the united kingdom. comes from the acronym used in prisons to describe said individuals: not on normal communal exercise. also used occasionally as a general insult, regardless of the tendencies of the person to whom the word is applied.

2). also, somewhat obscurely, a term meaning ‘the present or particular occasion.’
1). ‘ere, this nonce pedobear is in for right ear-boxing if ‘e don’t stay away from the main prison population.

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ay, mate, what say you lend a chap 5 quid, eh? no? oh, what a right nonce you are!

2). i say old chap, it appears that i have been incarcerated because pedophilia is rather illegal for the nonce. fortunately for s-xual deviants, the legislation is becoming more and more lenient as time goes by in good old great britain.