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• thotho

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• Salvatard

  function: noun etymology: engli-talian. deviation of the common italian-american name, salvatore, ending with an obvious connection to a secondary description. 1. along with excessive hand gesturing, lacks the ability to “get to the point”. all stories must contain as much detail as possible leading to complete impatience for the receiving party. (see example 1) 2. […]

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