nonosecond
the amount of time between when the light turns green and the guy behind you blows his horn.
i’m outa here in a nonosecond!
also known as srt (sphincter reaction time), is the small amount of time between the urge to p-ss gas and the determination that there could be solid or liquid in said gas p-ssage.
i caught myself in the nonosecond before staining my kilt.
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