nonsequitext
(noun) (verb: to nonsequitext) – sentences with correctly spelled but out-of-place words produced by inattentive reliance on the autocomplete functions of blackberries and mobile phones, resulting in unintentional humour (if you’re lucky).
person a: i couldn’t sheep last night because my president wife was lying dialogue on the bed.
person b: what kind of nonsequitext was that?
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