nontch


verb- universal verb, to nontch is to smurf; think smurfy, cool, rad, phat,
noun- can be used as a way to describe a person or situation fat, loser, monkal, winning a game or finding a quarter.
man 1- so the e-la kings made the play-offs by winning their division.

man2- nontch.
other example used in the negative sense
man 1- monkal you are such a nontchy nontch, clean yourself up pig.

monkal- i’m a nontch because i’ll never know how to nontch, and i’m fat too.

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