noob guard
on a modern bicycle, the rear gears (called a c-ssette) are separated from the spokes of the rear wheel by a plastic disc. the purpose is a preventative measure if the chain slips off into the wheel, the spokes are not destroyed; which keeps the rider safer from injury. however, if the limits on the derailleur are adjusted correctly, this should never be an issue. typically, the plastic discs are removed from a newly purchased bike, else the cyclist will be considered a newbie or noob by colleagues.
mr. spandex: “you haven’t removed your noob guard yet?”
new biker: “isn’t it there for a purpose?”
mr. spandex: “it’s just extra weight!”
plastic clip on joint of a gl-ss on gl-ss to prevent r-t-rds from pulling out your downstem/diffy
i got this blue noob guard so that high c-nt won’t crack my joint
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