noobcake

from new (with b as in freebie). + (keyk) = “noobcake”

~noun

–breaking down the definitions–

noob: a newcomer or novice, esp. an inexperienced user of the internet or of computers in general.

cake: a sweet, baked, breadlike food, made with or without shortening, and usually containing flour, sugar, baking powder or soda, eggs, and liquid flavoring.

explaination: although the definition of a “noob” and a “noobcake” (when referring to a person) are virtually the same, the use of “cake” on the end of “noob” reinforces the absurdity of the individual’s “newbieness”.
general use:

“d-mn, that guy is a real noobcake.”

specific use:

“jonathan is the biggest noobcake i have ever met.”
noobs that are pwned continually without ever getting any kills are noob cakes. think of them as fish cakes; ground up and mashed together. these noobs suck much harder than the average noob.
i pwned your -ss noob cake. you are the sux0r of all noobs!!!:p
the guy who wrote the definition starting with “a person whom is a newbie.” it should be “who,” not “whom.” whom is objective case; you needed to use subjective case.
im awsome, im guna use ‘whom’ 2 suond smart evin tho i dont no how 2 use it rite lol im a noobcake.
the act of being a noob, except adding “cake” for a more humorous effect (coined by m.r.gann)(requires you to wear a silly hat proclaiming your noobcakedness) (one step below a noobtard)
dude, you are such a noobcake.
a noob who was baked until they became a delicious desert
speaker #1: i beat up a noob who was very noobly and then i made them a noob cake!

speaker #2: wow this noob cake is really good!
derived from the word noob
aww i pwnt j00 noobcakes!
an extreme noob. often used as an insult to an opponent in an online video game. literally means “bad cake”, and no one wants a bad tasting cake, just like no one likes a noob.
omg you camper noobcake!!!