noobitalia


the genitalia of one whom is, a noob. noobitalia generally features a small p-n-s and/or t-st-cl-s. this is not to be confused with pencilius d-ckitus, also known as ward syndrome.
girl: lets f-ck!!
noob: yay!!!!
-reveals noobitalia-
girl: …nevermind…-laughs-
noob: oh noes!!!!!!!!!!!!

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