Noobraham Lincoln
what you call someone who is has a particularly lame beard. typically this person will have a fuzzy neck beard, even after months and months of letting it grow out.
a: hey, check out my beard man!
b: wow, that looks terrible. how long have you been growing it?
a: almost six month now. i think it’s coming in nicely.
b: ya, ok… noobraham lincoln.
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