noobspec
a virtual e-f-ggot that looks like a frog like truffaut and dodges wargames like hinki.
me: wargame me c-nt
noobspec: my partner isn’t offline and when he comes on i’ll be gone
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- fox urine
used to distract canine units(drug dogs) from finding one’s drug stash. 1: i bought some fox urine in the department store in our local hunting section to distract the drug dogs. 2: i sprinkled some fox urine in my yard to keep the drug dogs from finding my stash in my vehicle.
- FFTFOB
fresh from the fields organic bullsh-t. comes from the south park fanfiction “kyle’s rants”. “and then i’ll be known as the guy who made that annoyingly long way of saying bullsh-t. fftfob. even the abbreviation has a nice ring to it. i guess you’d pr-nounce it ‘fiftfob’.” “see?fiftfob! this could be a thing no problem! […]
- glowing blue
a mispr-nunciation of the phrase “blowing glue,” which means -j-c-l-t-ng really hard and shooting large gobs of man juice all over the place. “i’m… i’m glowing blue!!” “what?” (gets epically spooged on) “sorry, i meant blowing glue.”
- seatnap
the art of stealing someone’s seat. when someone goes to get a drink, or get up to do something, leaving there seat vulnerable to being seatnapped.
- upnose
verb. to look down on someone or -ssume a position of superiority. “dude… i hate those upnosin’ sn-bs down at starbucks.” “don’t upnose me, motherf-cker!”