Noobtionist


the opposite of a newblet. a very old newb. prox. 70-90+. will
be used when a person speaks in a very old fashion way, is very slow, doesn’t remember things and is newbish. mainly used in computer games, but could also be used about old people who can’t drive properly.
an 80-year old man is driving on a motor way, going 30-40 mph.
a 16-year old drives can’t p-ss and shouts: “you s-ck, f—ing
noobtionist”

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