Noodle
when one drinks a small amount of alcohol (commonly a sip of four loko, but in some extreme cases this could be a sniff) and engages in wobbly activities. the drunkard must have a bmi of 12 or below, a tall and skinny frame, and a feeble skeleton. when intoxicated the body muscles collapse and the noodling begins. this could include floundering to the ground, rolling around like an infant child, and making silly comments that can be so cringing it turns you sober.
dude i met this kid from new mexico last night, he’d never drunk before; he was noodleing all over the place
the guitarist from the legendary band for gorillaz
get the cool!
get the cool shoe shine!
1. nice food that comes in packets labelled “super noodles”.
2. the offspring’s lead guitarist and one of the coolest guys ever to walk upon this planet.
1. did you eat noodles last night? i did.
2. noodles is a guitar god.
your brain
“twist your noodle change your mind”
y’all aint on my level!!
the greatest food to walk the earth, a great subst-tute to masturbating.
waiter: i suggest the whole poached salmon with salmon caviar and chips served with some masturbating.
person: nahh thanks, i got noodles!
brain, sense, intelligence
oh my gosh, i totally lost my noodles during the math exam.
1. guitarist of the offspring
2. guitarist of gorrilaz
one is a real guy, and the other is an animated j-panese girl.
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