noodle boi

yo, i still m-st-rb-t- while eating top ramen
at a faster rate in the bigger quant-ties
it counts as rape when i’m slurping at this unbelievable pace
i turn the temperature up all the way to sweat up on my face
if you give no effort, if you got no money
then i got a cheap method
crack it open throw it in a pan and let it cook b-tch
now that’s a real education f-ck books
if you wanna make it in college acknowledge
all the flavors that be dropping
mad knowledge on these p-ssy -ss canned goods
we got chicken and beef to boost the manhood
anybody want a piece of me will have to get this ramen first
start with the shrimp and then the fire
if you’re fully blazed then this sh-t’ll get you higher
thirty-five cents a pack, three for a dollar
unbelievable pricing that’s the future of a blue collar worker
and i’m talkin’ bout ramen
this sh-t’ll fill you up when you’re feeling like an african
come back when you’re in the state that i’m in
and say hi to my homeboy top ramen

aka a guy who eats his noodles and cooks in them too.
“i want me a noodle boi”
“yo me too”