Noodle Cockadoodle
when a male see’s a pleasant and arousing sight and their noodle becomes excited and goes crazy. and needs to tame the wild-ness of his excitement. other wise will be left with blue b-lls. which isnt nice for a female to do.
joe: dude check out that hot chick.
boe: yeah man her t-ts are f-cking huge.
joe: she sure as h-ll would make my noodle c-ckadoodle.
boe: effing ay
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