noodle fountain
the act of engaging in oral s-x after the consenting female has ingested copious amounts of noodles therefor leading to a fountain of noodle’s being draped over your erect p-n-s when the throat is is poked with your member.
hooked up with a girl at a chinese restraunt last night, i rammed her head onto my member and she noodle fountain’d me.
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