noodle gourmet
n. to slap slap someone’s face with a limp p-n-s as if it was a wet noodle.
n. a chinese restaurant in new brunswick, nj
my girl kept talking after s-x, so i gave her a noodle gourmet so she’d shut the f-ck up already.
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