Noodle Smash


when a male becomes too intoxicated to achieve a “full mast” erection (resembling a limp noodle), but still attempts to make s-xual contact with a female counterpart who is also intoxicated.
scott was so hammered last night at his fraternity’s formal, he tried to noodle smash me but it didn’t work – so he fell asleep sitting up.

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