noodler
one who “noodles”.
noodling is defined as:
a. being unable to maintain an erection while with a female and having consumed less then 7 beers.
b. b-tching out on things.
a. “dude last night when i was with lisa, i totally noodled. im a complete noodler.”
b “yo is brian still coming to the concert?”
“no dude hes going to bed.”
“what a f-ckin noodler”
someone who has taken lots of mushrooms and feels/looks like a noodle.
that mad man needs to lay off the psychedelics , well he is a noodler.
pedantic know-all who never stops talking and takes every opportunity to insert themselves into any conversation regardless of social decorum at the hope of being perceived as a pundit with boundless knowledge.
“i noodled around and found that what you really mean to say xyz…” – that guy is a f-cking noodler, he never shuts up.
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