noodlesprucing
the culinary art of transforming instant noodles into fine dinners without too much work.
can also apply to the improvement of other simple readily available foods. for example, a bland frozen pizza could be noddlespruced with some supplimentary oregano and olives.
phrase first coined by dr. magnus forrester-barker.
“magnus transformed his dinner from bland student fodder into an epic feast with some serious noodlesprucing.”
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