Nookie Number
not to be confused with the total amount of people you’ve shared s-xual relations, the nookie number is exclusive to v-g-n-l/-n-l penetration. only those rated above a “6” on the universal scale should be present on this list.
ja: what’s your nookie number standing at?
de: seventeen as of last night. i hooked up with an attractive young lady at the frat party.
ja: what would you give her out of ten?
de: she was a solid eight, bro.
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