nord


a human race in the elder scroll series
“that’s a nord!”
a race in the elder scrolls video game series.

the nords are a race of tall and fair-haired humans from skyrim. they are strong, stubborn and exceptional warriors, being skilled in many weapons and armor styles. they are also highly resistant to frost, and are very enthusiastic for war and brutality. furthermore, nords are good sailors, with well established trade links along all the rivers and coasts of tamriel.
a nord is a very naturally talented warrior.
someone completely awesome! it means north in a bunch of equally awesome languages!
1) nord is soo hot.

2) person 1: i just got laid and won the lottery!
person 2: nord!
very very mentalt sjuk person.
really labil som h-ll!
you are a väldigt sick nörd.
nörd is väry galen!
a person with a strong connection to the black metal scene and all that is kvlt, grim, and frostbitten. often spends free time roaming around in forest acting like a troll. loves the winter and black metal such as: immortal, emperor, imperial crystalline entombment, etc.

can also be used as an adjective, a synonym to grim, kvlt, tr00.
“there were so many nords at that black metal show in that desolate cave in the northern regions of scandinavia last night.”

“let’s put on some “battles in the north” and think of something nord to do.”
short for nordstrom. the term is often used by an array of douchebags to describe their favorite store and where they go and buy clothes to get the douchebag style. this includes ed hardy, balle, and lacoste.
jim- heyy dawg, lets h-t up nords at da mall.
mark- yea fo realz dawg, lets pick up some v-cuts
jim- yeah then we will look so cool for the 14 year old pune at the mall.
mark-outz
cl-t or cl-toris. to be twiddled. see also twiddling the nord.
that’s quite a nord you have got there. may i twiddle it?
a person with a substantial amount of lameness
dont be such a nord!

sean! you nord!

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