nord dilemma
when you’re unsure if you should play skyrim or jack off.
billy was playing skyrim and encountered the nord dilemma when he saw helga the bootylicious and wasn’t sure if he should keep playing or flick the old arctic bean. but then he took an arrow to the knee.
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