Norning


a portmantaeu of night and morning used by insomniacs to describe the time when they are going to sleep when it is not night
“good norning” she said as she went to sleep at 6am.
1. a mixture in between times a little past midnight but before ppl usually wake up

2. time when n-body is up because they have just fallen asleep and those who are up usually subject to strange behavior that they most likely wont remember the following day

3. if still up at this time will most likely result in something that one will forget the next day…
guy1: dude i woke up to this totally ugly chik this morning

guy2: i told u not to go lookin for quickies in the norning
1. a mixture in between times a little past midnight but before ppl usually wake up

2. time when n-body is up because they have just fallen asleep and those who are up usually subject to strange behavior that they most likely wont remember the following day

3. if still up at this time will most likely result in something that one will forget the next day…
guy1: dude i woke up to this totally ugly chik this morning

guy2: i told u not to go lookin for quickies in the norning

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