Norovirus
a awful stomach flu that sees you chucking your guts up and sh-tting in the toilet, sometimes both at the same time.
lasts around 3 – 5 days.
caught by not washing your hands
tom: man it stinks in the bathroom!
mark: yeah, christina has the norovirus. she has been sh-tting all day.
tom: sucks. do you have toilet duck?
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