Norse Invader


1. (v) when a man and woman are having s-x in the wheelbarrow position in the front lawn or front porch, then as the man climaxes he grabs the woman’s torso and charges at the front door smashing his partner through the door headfirst.
olga has a pretty bad neck injury from the norse invader that sven gave her last week.

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