North American Bald Beaver
most deadly species of beaver in the world. will jump on a man’s face and rip his tongue out.
policeman: “yeah those north american bald beavers are deadly.”
guy: “yeah? i’ve never seen one, what they look like?”
policeman: “they are bald, and have a pink inside”
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