North Carolina Headbutt
when two men are going to town on a womans b–bs and they get so carried away that they accidentally headb-tt each other.
a north carolina headb-tt is a good thing.
guy 1: dude, me and a buddy were motorboating courtney so good last night that we did the north carolina headb-tt.
guy 2: you motorboated on courtney?
guy 1: who hasn’t?
guy 2: true dat.
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