North Delta
the quiet family oriented munic-p-lity between the hard streets of surrey bc and the cow-dung smell of ladner. north delta is well known for a good place to raise a family but at the same time renowned for losing your children to senseless violence and drug abuse. also known as d-town, the munic-p-lity is the only place in north america that has utilized speed b-mps on arterial routes keeping all traffic to appear as if “creeping on a drive-by”. well renowned home and hideout of serial killer clifford olson and champions of sport such as mitch berger and troy brouwer.
where’d you get that crack? north delta
i just found this girl on craigslist, she’s cheap and in north delta.
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