north penn highschool
an oversized sh-thole in the middle of lansdale. there are 3,500 kids. 85% of the girls are complete sl-ts who think they run sh-t, 10% are the other races, 2% of those have a life & don’t give a d-mn about getting less then a 98%, 4% will die of drug & alcohol abuse or end up pregnant by the end of highschool & the last 1% consists of decent people. 90% of the guys are -ssholes, 75% of which are players, 7% are creeps, 2% are egyptian & 1% are cool as h-ll. the sophmores think they own the school and wh-r- around as much as they can just so people say their name. everyone thinks theyre tough as sh-t & try to start as many fights as they can on the daily. the lunches look like the crawled out of a dark hole. uncrustables are extremley overpriced but the cookies are amazing. the lunchladys are rediculously creepy & the one looks like a turtle without a sh-ll. security is up everyones -ss 24/7. except for s-xual chocolate. shes the sh-t. all the teachers are old, p-ssed off & have nothing better to do then write you up for dumb sh-t. there are about 5 cool teachers.when it comes down to it, no one gives a sh-t about anyone but themselves & talks as much sh-t as anyone will listen to. 98% of the students do some sort of drug & everyone feels the need to b-m cigs off each other. basiclly everyones a f-ggot, but if another school tried to f-ck with us, we would wreck sh-t.
you go to north penn highschool right?
yeah.
oh, you tryna smash?
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the h-ll hole we are forced to go to seven hours a day to learn a whole bunch of pointless sh-t that we will never use. you can look around and nine out of ten people will fake -ss b-tches that people pretend to like. 97% of the school is on drugs including the teachers, and 99% are sl-ts or players. the teachers couldn’t care less. the security is a joke. everyone thinks they’re hot sh-t and there is a fight every week. drama runs wild and we all hate north penn
(actual convo)
nphs? is that some sort of gang?
no, thats our high school
north penn high school
the h-ll hole of lasndale
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