Northeast Counseling


the nonprofit organization that provides the vast majority of psychotherapy for the psychopaths in the hazleton pa area. the majority of it’s patients never get better.
nutty f-ck 1: i need some p-ssy. and i need it fast.

nutty f-ck 2: don’t you b-ttf-ck your girlfriend, so she doesn’t get pregnant? that’s why you need p-ssy so bad. -sshole is no subst-tute.

nutty f-ck 1: the doctor up a northeast counseling told me to either cut my b-lls off or fudge pack her -ss. the last option seems less painful.

nutty f-ck 2: to you, that is.

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