northern highlands
the ritz carlton of high schools on the east coast. some would tout highlands in comparison to the popular laguna beach orange county hs. a place where gucci, armani and abercrombie and ficth are standard as school uniform. the parking lot is a goldmine filled with jags, chrome rims, and your garden variety of mom’s and dad’s 50 g cars. football team blows but no one shows up for sport, they show up to be noticed. if you’ve ever seen mean girls then you can imagine the taste of the highlands social environment. don’t be mislead, money doesn’t grow on trees, but it seems to flow out of daddy’s wallet.
despite the aristocracy, don’t get me wrong…our girls are the hottest on the east coast, our parties can only be explained by ludacris when he says “(area code)201…so much green, so much fun”, and if i didn’t mention our girls are one of a kind…
so if you ever move to the 201, be a f-ckin’ legend, be a highlander.
“yo that girl is f-cking hott wheres she from”
“you cant handle her.. she goes to northern highlands”
high school home of the spoiled rich kids who get everything they want, not from working for it, but just from the cash pouring out of their new york city working fathers. styles range from, “ghetto”, emo, prep, j-ppy, etc. clothes consist of juicy everything, lacoste, hollister, a&f, pac sun, band tees from hot topic, and pretty much a lot of designer cr-p. every kid has atleast one coach bag or something of the type like douneyandburke, louie vuitton, chanel, dior, etc. pretty much the most amazing town in the world. where the best parties are thrown. underage drinking is the highlight of every weekend. there are a lot of sl-ts here but there all amazing and sweet and gorgeous so dont mess with them. we’re willing to fight anyone who stereotypes us.. even though most of them are true dont do it.. not cool. we hate to be judged but whatever we love the attention. when you talk about us it doesnt upset us like u may think it does, its actually quite amusing because we know your just jealous. driveways and garages here consist of mercedes, bmws, audis, range rovers, ferraris, corvettes, jeeps, etc.
cop: you were going 50mph over the speed limit, that’s a $300 fine
highlands kid: ughhh!! whaaaat! ummm well it’s ok, i go to northern highlands, wait can daddy put that on his amex?
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