northern ontario
the large, northern section of the canadian province of ontario. it has so much sp-ce and yet most of it is either unused or occupied by the occasional ice fisher or snowmobiler. oh yeah, it’s cold as f-ck too. want your toes to freeze in october? come to northern ontario. we got lots of room. it’s dark for about six months of the year but the government pays you to live here so why the h-ll not. not much goes on here so bring all the books you’ve ever wanted to read.
i was up in northern ontario to see my folks and i nearly got clipped by a fackin snowmobile while hackin a dart!
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