Northern Rod
a northern rod is a travelling device consisting of an erect p-n-s shaft with an uncanny geographical sense that easily rivals any comp-ss or gps.the first northern rod ever recorded was over a cross canadian roadie near the latter part of a 2010 summer.
graham was so confident that his northern rod would always point north and lead his fellow blumpkin boys to their destination.”
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