Norwalk Virus
a virus that causes you to vomint and have diarrhea. it sounds like the word ewok and whenever i hear “norwalk” i imagine the cute and loveable ewoks chilling out on endor playing drums and all getting sick from bad seafood.
my boss contracted the norwalk virus, almost sh-t her pants and had to go home. as a result there was no one at work to stop me from logging on to urban dictionary and defining the word “norwalk”
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