Norwegian Ankle Biter
while wearing a chain mail sock, you jam your foot in someones -n-s while they’re listening to black metal on their ipod. you then proceed to remove the chain mail sock and slap them across the face with it leaving a p–py checkered pattern
i gave my buddy a norwegian ankle biter last night, look at the p–p marks on his face!
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