Norwegian Signal Fire


when one takes a big kn-b of weed, wraps it in a condom and places it in one of another’s orifices, halfway, and while it’s in there, stick the other half of weed in a bowl and smoke it.
john: “f-ck, rick, ya look like sh-t … literally. (points) you’ve even got some on yer stache.”

rick: “f-ck. still? i’ve been trying to get it out all morning. that d-mned german barista … she made me light her a norwegian signal fire. i told her she wasn’t nordic; but, she just laughed at me.”

john: “that’s funny about the nords and not, but, what’s a norwegian signal fire?”

rick: “for us, it’s half a bud in the b-m, and the other half in the bowl. water on one side, fire the other.”
#bud #b-m

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