Norwegian steam engine
this is a s-xual maneuver that should only be attempted by level 7 or higher pract-tioners. you take a girl out to a secluded location in full sized four door sedan.you get in the back seat and start doing her doggy style.it becomes very hot and stuffy,so you roll down the back window.when the girl sticks her head out the window to cool off,you crank the window back up on her neck just far enough as not to choke her but far enough she can’t escape.you duct tape a lit cigar to her mouth and proceed you corn hole her.every time you thrust,twin smoke rings come out of her nostrils.
i took this ole sk-nk out on lovers lane and gave her the ole norwegian steam engine.
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