nose
the long thing in the middle of your face. some people have small ones, some people have big ones (the people with big ones are usually called dave).
oh my god dave, that’s a m-ssive nose!
an object which is used for typing
“i am typing with my nose”
one of god’s mysteries. a person’s nose is about as unique as their dna. some people have large noses. some people have small noses. some people have curved noses that make them look like they got punched in the face… hard. and the biggest questions… why do we have two nostrals?
many people never wash their nose. when tihs happens, the creases on the side of the nose become red. the nose produces more oil than any other part of the face.
the nose has the potential to ruin a date. we breathe through our nose for two reasons. one is so that we can constantly be aware of any smell, and two so that we don’t share our bad breath that comes out of our mouth. snot is also drained through the nose. this is the worst part about the nose. if you have snot in your nose, you can make embar-ssing sounds just by breathing. if you sniff your nose, you let everyone in the whole room know that you have boogers. if you don’t sniff your nose, snot will run out, and boogers will eventually be blown out.
the nose has the potential to be more embar-ssing than a fart. it is a very good idea to thoroughly blow your nose before a social setting. since many people are not socially outgoing enough to blow their nose in front of others, they discreetly whipe their nose if they have snot or pick thier nose if their have boogers.
there is snot dripping out of your nose.
big thingy on your face used for…
1. smelling
2. drugs
3. other disturbing things
pulling nose hairs is quite painful
1. to touch someone’s nose
2. to affectionately squash an animal’s nose (especially a cat), usually accompanied by shouts of “nooooooooose!”.
“what a lovely kitty, i’m going to have to nose it” (cat runs off down street closely pursued by would-be-noser)
the ugly long thing in the middle of your face. if it’s too big you usually get made fun of a lot and called ugly or people say ” look at that person with the big nose” in public or right to your face.
it really can make or break a face. if you have an ugly or big nose it usually determines whether you look good or not.
i always get made fun of for my big nose.
snot filled hole in your face
snout=nose
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