nosebleed


a less embar-ssing but more irritating alternative to developing a b-n-r.
sometimes used in anime and manga, nosebleed means to become s-xually excited. it’s usually embarr-ssing and something the character will probably try to cover up. though it normally is shown happening to male characters, female characters have also been shown having nosebleeds.
it is also a term used by fans, regardless of their type of fandom, to express finding something exciting s-xually or hot.
sailor venus had a nosebleed just thinking about yaten kou in the anime version of sailor moon.

he quickly covered his face in an attempt to stop his nosebleed.

girl 1: oh my gosh, did you see the latest manga chapter?
girl 2: yeah, ed looked so s-xy in the chapter cover, i totally wanted to nosebleed.
the anime version of an erection (well, in most anime thats appropriote for ages 16 and below), were a male character will bleed profusely from the nose when s-xually excited. seeing that girls dont have erections and they cant show her panties getting wet, girls experience extremely red blush across their faces.
iruka sensei experienced naruto’s s-xy no jutsu and had a nose bleed
nose bleed seats are seats far away and high up on the stands. it comes from the real nose bleeding which occurs at actual high alt-tudes.
1: did you see the metallica concert. i was front row!!!
2: lucky b-st-rd! i could only afford nose bleed seats.
seats in the nosebleed section of an arena or other sports stadium.
the only tickets left were for seats up in the nosebleeds.
something that happens to anime characters (particularly males), outside of hentai, when they are confronted with a s-xually exciting situation.
being confronted with a naked ryoko and ayaka, tenchi couldn’t help his nose bleed
what one gets when a male sees a f-cking hot female; an instananeous rush of blood to the nose (and also wordp-n-s) when one is excited by a member of the opposite s-x.
the girl was so f-cking hot i had a nosebleed.

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