nosejaculate
to expel air forcibly from the mouth and nose in an explosive, spasmodic involuntary action resulting chiefly from irritation of the nasal mucous membrane.
“i was walking through a field, enjoying the warm summer breeze gently slithering around my shirtless body. finally i had reached the peak of my journey and suddenly out of nowhere, i had this tremendous urge to nos-j-c-l-t-, i did. and it was everywhere. 🙂
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