Nosepass


the most beautiful pokémon in all the land. rock type, with a magical nose. beloved by brock. roxanne loves nosep-ss too but she sucks and doesn’t count.

nosep-ss have wonderous blue rocky skin and an alluring red magnetic nose. they are roughly 3’03” tall and weigh in at about 214lbs. they evolve into probop-ss, who are lame and can’t control their bladders.

nosep-ss are the most awesome genius wonderful rock-like organism in the known world and contrary to popular belief aren’t fictional.

humans have tried to breed with them, but only unsuccessfully. so far.
brock: nosep-ss, use rock smash attack!

nosep-ss: nosep-ss! nosey nosey nosep-ss!

brock: well done nosep-ss! gee, you sure look hot today. i love you nosep-ss.

(they were wed the following spring)

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