Noseturbate
the act of placing a twisted tissue up one’s nose and moving it up and down to tickle the sinus and manually cause a sneeze.
often useful when trying to releive one’s self of the sensation of a sneeze that won’t come out naturally.
i’ve been phantom sneezing all morning so i just noseturbated one out. it was -rg-smic.
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