Nostralia
huge p-n-s. usually a d-ck so big that you can’t wear shorts with out your nostralia hanging out.
don’t let beau hit you in the nostralia
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a physical condition whereby the insides of a person’s huge nostrils are visible merely by looking at them head on; there is no need to bend down to look at them from below. specifically, said person is possessed of two large nostrills, not unlike the continent/nation of australia.
i totally was digging that chick i met on-line until she showed up at the bar sporting a severe case of nostralia that wasn’t visible in her profile photo. i could see all the way up to her brain without tilting my head a bit. the good news was that i could see she wasn’t harboring any boogers.
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