Not a father’s day
a holiday for all non-fathers around the world to celebrate being not a father. to celebrate that moment of happiness when your one-night stand says, “i’m not pregnant!”
first lady: i’m not pregnant!
president: yes, i declare today not a father’s day! hooray!!!
not a father’s day is a holiday dedicated to the celebration and commemoration of an often forgotten segment of our country’s population: the not fathers. these brave men have chosen to remain childless, despite an avalanche of pressure, expectations, and condemnation, propagated by the sat-rday morning cartoon loving elite, the minivan clan, and maury povich.
guy #1: happy “not a father’s day”, the only thing i’ll be nursing at any given 2 am, is a scotch!
guy #2: amen to that!
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