not even


you are disputing a statement
he said he was from w-nganui and i was like “not even!”
this is a term commonly used in oakville. a state of denial. the term is used to strongly deny something.
oakville kid: yo i heard you were kickin it old school with corbins mom last night brooo !!!
oakville kid 2: yo not even !
term used mostly by drug dealers, meaning that they do not have any drugs left to sell because they have either:
a.)smoked it all; or
b.)sold them all
eric: you good, man?
cory: not even.
a term used by morons to try to convince you of something.

guy tried to sell me a dvd player in a parking lot once. he didnt have any of the wires or hook ups at all, and he wanted fifty bucks for it. i said no, and he was like “it’s not even stolen, man!”

ever since, i’ve had a belief that the term “not even” is worthless.
im not even going to kill you, b-tch!

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