Not. Going. To happen.
something you tell a guy when it’s just not gonna happen. must be said in a high volume or tone so that all parties within the unit know he’s not getting any.
girl: what are you doing over there… are you getting a condom???
boy: ahhhh noooo, just grabbing my wallet… (as he reaches into roommate’s nightstand drawer)
girl: not. going. to happen.
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