not gonna be a Christmas
an expression that expresses the seriousness of a situation and a potential terrible result if a remedy is not found. reference to children’s christmas specials where the plot centers around saving christmas.
‘if i don’t find the bathroom soon, there’s not gonna be a christmas’
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