Not In The Cards
when something is truly lacking potential of occurring. it cannot be done because it simply is not in the cards.
pistol: “hey lets go spend money on some scratch offs”
torque: “nah, that simply is not in the cards”
pistol: “well maybe we should invite the yak and ratchy rachel over?”
torque: “that is not in the cards young sir.”
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