not just a hat rack


someone smarter than you think
joey: but you’re still moving in together, right? because my ad came out today. (shows him the paper.)

chandler: (reading the ad) “wanted. female roommate, non-smoker, non-ugly.” nice!

joey: yeah? i just figured y’know, after living with you it’d be an interesting change of pace to have a female roommate, y’know? someone i can learn from, someone-someone who’s different than me. and what’s more different than me; a guy who’s not 19 than say a girl who is 19? enh? (points to his head.) not just a hat rack my friend!

‘the one with ross’ denial. season 6

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